‘Fashion Police’ Golden Globes Special: Margaret Cho’s 9 Most Outrageous Comments
“The back was as complicated as Bill and Camille Cosby’s marriage,” comedian says of Kirsten Dunst‘s Valentino gown
The night after the Golden Globes, E!’s “Fashion Police” was back to gush over some stars’ gowns — and burst the bubble of other A-listers who may have thought they looked fabulous … but horribly missed the mark.
After some serious upheaval and dramatic exits from the show last year, co-host and executive producer Melissa Rivers returned to follow in her mom Joan’s footsteps, along with co-hosts Giuliana Rancic, NeNe Leakes and Brad Goreski.
While they all had their fair share of biting comments, it was comedian Margaret Cho who stole the show — and no doubt brought a few Hollywood wannabes to tears — as she made her debut as a special co-host on the long-running E! series.
See Cho’s bitchiest and most outrageous comments from Monday’s show below.
Jennifer Lopez in mustard yellow Giambattista Valli Haute Couture:
I feel like this is the Egg Beaters version of Rihanna‘s Met Gala dress. I couldn’t wear it because I fart so much and the back would be hang gliding.
Kirsten Dunst in a Valentino Haute Couture gown with criss-cross straps:
The back was as complicated as Bill and Camille Cosby’s marriage.
Lady Gaga in a black velvet off-the-shoulder Atelier Versace gown:
“I love all the Lady Gagas — the actress Lady Gaga, the singer Lady Gaga, the Tony Bennett non-sexual mistress Lady Gaga. But my favorite is her wearing roast beef.
Taraji P. Henson in white Stella McCartney:
“This is not Cookie — this is Taraji. Cookie Lyon would have a dress that was some kind of big cat print … leopard, zebra or crocodile. Everything she wears looks like it was killed by a rich white Republican on safari.
Rooney Mara in Alexander McQueen:
It looks like when you pick your cuticles when you’re stressed and it gets all raggedy. That is what the dress is giving me, skin tags. That is the most skin-colored dress I’ve ever seen, who was the designer — Buffalo Bill from “Silence of the Lambs.”
Jennifer Lawrence in red Dior Haute Couture:
It is so effortless. She is more adorable than a water-skiing squirrel. It’s so damn cute … I wish J-Lo and J-Law had walked together then they’d be ketchup and mustard. This is complicated, I am Asian and I can’t even figure out the origami it took to make this dress.
Kate Hudson in custom Michael Kors Collection:
I could never wear this dress because I would look like a bunch of tires. She makes it elegant, she makes it look like they’re doing a remake of “I Dream of Jeanie.” I learned from you guys that fashion tells a story, and the story here is the bitch likes to party.
Cate Blanchett in pink Givenchy:
It’s fancy, it is a very couture “Golden Girls” kind of thing, it looks like a lamp next to a saloon hooker’s bed in the old West. It’s just a mess … instead of a limo, it’s like she flew in on an angel.
Amy Schumer in black and white Prabal Gurung:
I love a nun who tells f–k jokes.